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This has been something I always used to do and now want to get back into the habit of. I tell bad jokes so people can laugh. Whether you laugh at the joke, or me for how bad my jokes are is irrelevant as long as you can at least snicker(TM). 

Did you hear about the arrogant trumpet player who always wins music awards?

He's always tooting his own horn. 

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You only have the Admins to blame for this Pun-ishment. They let me on here. 

Anyway, did you hear about the kid who made friends with everyone at school by bringing soda?

Yeah, he was pretty pop-ular. 

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15 hours ago, Sunnilybright said:

Yeah, I heard he was quite bubbly.

Yay for the puns! It was great until he got kicked out for bringing in Coke. 

 

For the Pun of the Day though:

You know I used to hate my beard, but then it grew on me. 

 

 

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It's that time again. I hope you guys are being Pun-ctual. 

 

I invited my police officer buddy over to hang out last weekend. But he said he couldnt make it because he had to do some things. What a cop out!

 

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He said it was all Black, and then he could feel the Static after he heard the siren and Swerve of an ambulance as the paramedic made their way through.

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I guess he couldn't hold his horses. Gee, I hope he's okay. I heard they took him to the mane hospital later that knight.

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Since Joe hasn't made a pun in a few days. I will try to make up for all the ones he missed.
Pun for Wednesday:  Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy. 100 soles were lost.
Pun for Thursday: Image result for dumb puns
Pun for Friday:Image result for dumb puns

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Guys it is very hard to think of puns on days that end in y?  Because I don't like to steal other peoples. 

Did you hear about the thief who the found out stole a copier? 

They found his prints all over it. 

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